A difficult subject to define. the nature of the almighty makes a short and simple defintion of him/her/it (if its exists at all )difficult to define it is that is the name given to a perceived higher power which watches over us all, the reasons/ existence/ nature/motives are percieved differntly form person to person in the end god weither he (for simpistys sake) exists or not, can be all things to all people at all times, only he himself knows the truth.
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Get the god mug.Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
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Atheist: I broke my leg.
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!
Atheist: Tha fuck?
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