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Sneaky Horse

1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex

2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him
Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."

Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"
by whokilledreidponder May 19, 2016
mugGet the Sneaky Horsemug.

horse-canister

"The rancher was a horse-canister"
by Wife killer December 18, 2015
mugGet the horse-canistermug.

horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.
Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.
by Justnasty June 10, 2016
mugGet the horse kickingmug.

Cold horse

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it
by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019
mugGet the Cold horsemug.

gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour
1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021
mugGet the gremlin horsemug.

Horse Digger

A girl who will date a guy purely because of the horse on the hood of his car. A horse digger is dating the guy for his money and wealth rather than his personality. These type of girls should not be trusted. Cars that horse diggers are attracted to include but are not limited to: Porsche, Ferrari, and Mustang.
John: Did you just see that horse digger get into that guys Porsche off the street?
Tom: Yea man, he probably got into her panties purely because of the horse on his hood.
by WhosFading July 8, 2016
mugGet the Horse Diggermug.

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022
mugGet the Horse Semenmug.

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