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Jason

Jason is a nice guy, he usually does not like to fight. He can be smart, but kind of lazy and weird sometimes. Nicknames for Jason can be Jace,Jayce,Jay,or JJ.
Justin: Hey! I heard we got a new kid today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!
by Trinity:) December 3, 2019
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Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.
Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.
by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014
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Jason

Very dangerous people who leaves in a city that is more dangerous than New York. He is very impolite and mad at people but the only one he loves are Sophie's. He doesn't hesitate to burn things to do what he wants.
Look it is Jason i am scared that he burns my trash !!
by Abbatlatyrannie June 23, 2022
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Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”
God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!
by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023
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Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being
Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend
by sno0ze November 22, 2020
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Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.
Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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