California horses

A horse in which a person would like to be naked with in private.

Kevin likes california horses.

by VeniVincere August 17, 2010

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019

Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 12, 2016

Horse Nigger

An Amish person

That horse nigger is driving a buggy down the road.

by AmishRacist December 2, 2019

Wooden horse

thing that bladee said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 24, 2019