Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021
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This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.
If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.
This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.
If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.
Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!
Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).
Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!
Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).
Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."
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Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.
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