Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."

by Slipnslide December 28, 2023

benni syndrom

The syndrom requires the person to be a faggot of the highest grade with long hair and forever hardened nipples.

oi you have such a big benni syndrom

by That_boiy April 18, 2017

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has

DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome

by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025

reem syndrome

What do we know about the Reem Syndrome? ; This condition is considered to be the rarest condition in the world. Reem Syndrome (RS), is a condition which causes the human to become ultimately perfect, This condition can cause muscle growth, Perfect performances at any hobbies, and reduction of stupidity in the brain.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.

Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.

person1: “hey i might have reem syndrome ..”
person2: “no way, you arent reem tutus.”

by reemiee pooo February 25, 2024

Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome

Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.

"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.

by Cakees December 13, 2019

bundle syndrome

Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.

I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.

by Novoshkos April 22, 2022

Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.

"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)

by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025