National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

national Adrian popsicle day

A fat guy buys popsicles for everyone

I can’t wait for national Adrian popsicle day

by Hehsjbdysyx January 4, 2024

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019