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Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)

This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).
Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).
by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025
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Moens syndrome

Being overly fixated on the anal part.

Verb: Moensing; to Moens
Why isn't he looking at her head when talking to her? Ooh, he's got Moens syndrome.

Verb: Can that guy only talk about one thing? Yeah, I know. He's moensing again.
by Smosjos January 15, 2011
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Pampers syndrome

Coined by a person unsure of the most appropriate name for this syndrome, this syndrome refers to a phenomenon where someone can hold pee during a flight or while watching a movie at a cinema but always have the constant urge to pee outside these 2 situations.
Every time I'm on a flight, I never need to pee, but as soon as I'm back on solid ground, it's like I have Pampers syndrome kicking in!
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
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Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome

"Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome" or "ACS" is a life-threatening & severe medical and psychological condition caused by one's pathological need of Fryderyk Chopin.
"Tytus Wojciechowski (1808-1879) passed away at the age of 71 because of Acute Chopinlessness Syndrome after not seeing his frycek for years."
by spring. January 14, 2023
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Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
by Noseblown December 4, 2018
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Downward Syndrome

I saw Karen the other day and she looked like she just got diagnosed with downward syndrome.
by Heavenlysinner420 March 19, 2025
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SMTV Syndrome

is when a game is announced a long time before it should be, especially when it is revealed in a big event just to be an extra announcement, so that no one would say "that event was boring", yet creating a promise that will not be heard for years until the game is considered ready to be shown again, worrying deluded fans who thought they were going to see another trailer earlier.
Person A-Oh boy, I'm so ready to see the trailer for Bayonetta 3
Person B-Bro, what are you talking about? That game got SMTV Syndrome and will take a while to be seen again!

-Aargh, I was so ready to see gameplay of Metroid Prime 4 but then BAM!, they delayed it, this game got SMTV Syndrome for sure!
by Gamer4902 June 12, 2020
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