When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
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After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
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Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
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"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
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Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
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