House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.

I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

House That Ho

To bring a Female over and every person in the house has sex with Her either separately or in a group. Also known as "Putting that Ho on the House" or simply "Housing".

Steve: We need to get some pussy man.
Tony: Well I know this freak named Brandy.
Steve: Shit yea call her up, We can house that Ho.

Josh: So what happened with that Bitch you had over last night?
Mark: Me and Skaz put her ass on the house!
Josh: Lucky Bastards too bad I had to work.

by Skazellino May 1, 2012

forty house

A rock house (crack house) that sells nothing smaller than forty dollar rocks.

I got a major rock at the forty house at 34th and Chestnut.

by Riba Tuculo December 1, 2004

gizzard house

A house full of hot mets, normally a small, overcrowded bathroom at a club/bar

Steve: I gotta visit the gizzard house to break the seal.
Chris: Theres a whole lot of weiners in here
People Pissing: kekekekekeke
Steve: my balls are barkin in this overcrowded baking bathroom
Chris: *pissing on dudes unknowing foot in the stall while standing at the urninal*

by blu3 gumma June 2, 2014

Butt Housed

To get completely drunk

John: What'd you do last night?

Frank: Me and Walter got completely butt housed.

by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

House Syndrome

Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.

1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.

by casdebom March 12, 2011

full house

ONLY LIKE THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE!! By the way, did you know dj stands for Donna Jo?

OMG full house is on I have to stop having sex

by Martha and Lemon February 19, 2005