Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

Christian Wells

cool guy. sadly died in a wild west fight in wichita Kansas in November 2010. went to lunch with his mom also.

Wichita Kansas history museum has the history of Christian Wells.

by Carter Way November 29, 2010

Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021

Christian Smith

A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.

I saw a christian smith at the food market.

by Smeadly October 24, 2008

Christian Bale

Lose Temper and Yell

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.

by AICO February 5, 2009

Christian Rock

Music for pansies.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

christians mom

christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible

bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.

christian:man, thats not true, i hope.

by kronik420 December 3, 2006