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Boston

a Boston is likely to be a pimply sporty big boi. he’s not attractive at all but a few girls may like him. he’s dog shit at basketball but occasionally gets a shot in with his weird netball jump shot.
“hey maddie, do you see that dog shit basketball player”.

“yes”
“his name is boston”.
by blowy69 December 8, 2019
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Boston crowbar

When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra
I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee
by Matt viagra December 15, 2022
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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
by not soggykickflip May 24, 2022
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Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick
Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick
by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025
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Boston Chili Knuckle

A Boston Chili Knuckle must be performed in the city of Boston, MA and requires a partner to defecate into a glass bowl. Once defecation has commenced the soil is shaped in some what of a meat loaf pattern. After this, a fist is then placed in the defecation and used for lubricant while a fist is shoved into the willing participant.
He was really trying to experiment around with different things, but instead he went to Boston, and got the Boston Chili Knuckle
by armytim114 December 2, 2018
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Boston

Person1: “you see Boston over there” person2: “yea.. he’s the one.”
by ladedadidoblah April 16, 2025
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boston cling on

It's like when you have a shit and it dangles stuck to your ass and then you have to wiggle it off.
I need to change my diet as I've been having many Boston cling ons lately
by Snooze_hound May 8, 2015
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