When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
Get the mixed woodmug. A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
Get the wood heatermug. 
A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the knock on woodmug. I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.
by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021
Get the Generational woodmug. by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022
Get the Weston woodmug. by MythicalMews January 25, 2021
Get the Dusk Woodmug.