squirrel teaser

two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish

by timbo420 January 26, 2009

Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel

He is defiantly a feral squirrel

by The cuntalope December 4, 2013

squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.

"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

Squirrel Zero

A person to be insane c0der and a very active forum/mIRC talk0r!
"Squirrel Zero" also known to be a Project Leader/Coder of www.Frag-Ops.com

"Damn! That SquirrelZero guy is in c0de-land again! What a guy! ="

by Pyro Python August 31, 2003

flying squirrell

to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.

Donny Doozie did the craziest flying squirrell last night at the bar.

by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006

Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

lovely bit of squirrel

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.

*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020