back door lover 

1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors

1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"

back door lover by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

ho de door 

slang for ho the door

The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!

ho de door by Digger September 21, 2005

back door conquistador 

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

back door conquistador by ballzz March 24, 2003

Back Door Burglar 

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

Back Door Burglar by DJM November 27, 2003

Door Hinge

The only word that rhymes with orange.

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )

Door Hinge by Fleter March 12, 2008

Louisiana Door Knob 

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

Louisiana Door Knob by Bijazik March 24, 2008

door strategy 

A technique that crazy Christian boys obsessed with NOT masturbating use to resist the temptation; they remove the doors from their bedrooms.

After my younger brother decided to follow Jesus, he used the door strategy to stop jerking off. Now I have to hear his Christian pop music all day long...

door strategy by supbro_4L May 29, 2010