Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010

cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.

dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister

by the dog pussy November 17, 2009

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Cock Nazi

A person that dislikes uncut cock.

Anyone who believes circumcision is necessary.

There are a large number of Cock Nazi's in America.

by TheWholeTruthShallSetYouFree December 14, 2010

Cock Warming

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 15, 2009