by Keenie May 18, 2006
Get the banana guardmug. When a girl is at the grocery store to buy bananas and out of nowhere a guy comes and shoves the banana into her vagina
by Halfway43 April 7, 2015
Get the luscious bananamug. Bruce preferred the disc shaped inner slices of a banana in his cereal rather than the conical shaped (first and last) banana nipples.
by Cam Chapman December 5, 2009
Get the Banana Nipplemug. 1. A fearsome weapon on the game Worms!
2. A Northen England term for anal sex
3. A particularly fearsome poo
2. A Northen England term for anal sex
3. A particularly fearsome poo
1. Woo, you just nailed me with the banana bomb!
2. Dude, I want to banana bomb his ass!
3. Wooo, check it out mate. I just dropped a banana bomb in the loo!
2. Dude, I want to banana bomb his ass!
3. Wooo, check it out mate. I just dropped a banana bomb in the loo!
by Theodore The Third November 14, 2006
Get the Banana Bombmug. An oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest. Hippies used to refer to this position as the stargazer.
I had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake.
by Sexytime Friend October 15, 2008
Get the banana pancakemug. Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.
Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"
John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"
Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."
Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'
his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"
Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."
Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'
his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"
by banana dancer February 23, 2009
Get the dancing bananamug. the deceitful act of taking another's nice yellow banana off the counter at work & replacing it with your old brown over-ripe one.
If caught, trying to pass it off as an innocent mistake.
If caught, trying to pass it off as an innocent mistake.
Rob: yo Laurie!.... did you take my banana dude?
Laurie: Oh... I must have, I knew I brought a banana in today, I thought that one was mine.
Rob: fuck you... you did not, I am getting sick & tired of your banana swapping!
Les: yeah!
Laurie: Oh... I must have, I knew I brought a banana in today, I thought that one was mine.
Rob: fuck you... you did not, I am getting sick & tired of your banana swapping!
Les: yeah!
by Lester's TCBBQ January 12, 2009
Get the banana swappingmug.