jerry panzer truck

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis

Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

by Lila Lotos June 18, 2011

Italian Truck Stop

When all of your friends come over to your house and shit on you while you sleep.

Goddammit, they gave me another Italian truck stop!

COLIN SUCKS ASS

by DRRASH November 18, 2011

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 2, 2023

doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 29, 2023

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020