Stealth Poop

When you put a layer of toilet paper down in the bowl before you poop so no one will hear your poop slash.

I didn't want anyone to know I was pooping so I pulled a stealth poop.

by stealth pooper February 10, 2010

Poop Hammock

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.

Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock

by Dale Richardson June 7, 2010

Pooped-Up

A really messed-up, broken, stinky vehicle.

Your car is sooo smelly. Ewww...........

Its a pooped-up piece of crap I bought for 300$.

by Cat_JoJo October 26, 2011

poop for brains

A way to say somebody is stupid.

You have poop for brains.

by cynicalviolence November 21, 2004

Phantom Poop

When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.

Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."

Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."

Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."

by Boozle December 15, 2008

poop sweats

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.

I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!

by J-Millions June 14, 2008

bat poop

poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano

dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere

by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007