Mango Pie

Possibly the answer. Not to any specific question, but to all of them. A veteran in theological studies of the Mango Pie is called a MangoPiotin

Teacher: So class what is the meaning of life?.....Well of course we can nev-

Student: Mango Pie.

Teacher: OF COURSE WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE?!?!?!??!

by jon v. November 12, 2008

Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

Diddy pie

Someone who is tres rude and all up in yo face.

Imma bout to whoop yo ass diddy pie!

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

maggot-pie

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

Thou frothy guts-gripping maggot-pie.

by LolPatel November 28, 2006

cutie pie

quarter pound o weed son

yo lemme get a cutie pie for a grand my brotha

by Ron Dukes October 19, 2005

whoopie pie

a vulgar name for the vulva, alluding to its similarity to a whoopie pie cake turned on its side.

Refers only to pretty vulvas - others resemble less visually appealing foodstuffs, such as clams, burgers or sloppy joes.

My new chick Lynsey has a real pretty pussy, like a whoopie pie - my ex's looked more like a fuckin' kebab...

by Andy Sword February 21, 2011

asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.

guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."

by el hombre from pee wee March 16, 2010