A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.
by Videos.com April 16, 2022
Get the Harry Johnsonmug. a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.
"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"
"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?
"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?
by Norcalgal January 3, 2013
Get the Johnson Barmug. Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson drippin' with Shirley?"
Billy: "You must be playin."
Billy: "You must be playin."
by Oedipizzle May 27, 2008
Get the johnson drippin'mug. An individual who perpetrates extremely gay acts.
by Bernie G June 23, 2007
Get the Homotron Johnsonmug. Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person
by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020
Get the Jack Johnsonmug. by henriididit August 10, 2016
Get the jenn johnsonmug. by boys ina hood November 19, 2018
Get the adrianna johnsonmug.