Texas Snow

Fine misting rain that floats in the air like snow. The closest South Texas gets to real snow.

Watch out for bad drivers on the way to Houston, it's Texas Snowing!

by Byers85 March 12, 2015

walmart texas

tennesee is a stupid wasteland i like to call walmart texas. the only stores we have are dollar generals and walmart, and everyone talks with an obnoxious country accent. walmart texas is also the equivalent of a nuclear apocalypse 24/7

person 1: Hey im going to tennesee on vacation!
person 2: welp have fun at walmart texas

by applepiemommy September 8, 2021

Texas Ton

The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.

Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
Friend 2: “Ong her ugly ahh better stay down there too”

by imfasterthanyou69 January 13, 2023

Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

by BigD81 September 21, 2023

Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020

Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.

Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"

by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023

Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing

Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"

by thicc_badonkadonks July 8, 2020