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God is the most awesomest person ever to live. He died for us, without him we wouldnt be on the lovely earth we are today. He is like a seed, we are planting the seed. we cant just throw him down and exspect him to grow. we have to plant him in our hearts and cherrish him. we need respect for him and we cant just act nice in chuch we have to be like this everywhere. That is who god is:) my lord and savior.
by kenzie morgan July 21, 2010
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P: He doesn't exist, Bobby!

B: He does too! I'll prove it! There's this thing called the Pascal's wager...

P: Get a hold of yourself, son! (shakes) Pascal's wager just says that it is safer to believe in Him than not! It doesn't prove it, God damn you!

B: But, but... you're wrong...

P: Shut up, Bobby! (slaps) Just shut it! (slaps repeatedly)
Oh, God Help Us... (weeps)
by QuickerLiquor April 18, 2010
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Acronym - g.o.d.s.

Gays On Disability and Steroids
Did you see the two g.o.d.s. at the gym yesterday? I'm betting they voted Schwarzenegger.
by Kiki June 7, 2004
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anything or anybody that has a group of devout followers willing to sacrifice freedom to follow
God DAMNNIT
by M.tylr March 28, 2004
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God

1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.
Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!
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Because of god i met you
by Misssssssss October 26, 2009
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a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky
apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?
by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011
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