Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020

Dutch Pull

When a girl wants sex so bad that she grabs your penis and will not let it go.

That chick wanted sex so bad she Dutch Pulled me until my dick was chaffed.

by jaggedglossary September 27, 2011

pull a mint

The act of pretending to have an item stolen in order to file a false insurance claim.

Chris didnt have any money so he had to "pull a mint" and hope the insurance company would pay his claim.

by Slade the Leveller April 18, 2007

Pulling a Yang

To stay at work hours after your shift is over, mainly due to not focusing at tasks at hand.

Person 1: "It's 10pm, I thought your shift ended at 7"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm running behind I started talking to people then I saw something shiny"

Persons 1: "ah you're pulling a Yang"

by Ahb2017 July 24, 2017

pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.

I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.

by torngc June 11, 2020

Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009