Matt

A boomer libtard who thinks that guns are Christmas ornaments. When you tell him "ok boomer" after he threatens to shoot you if you don't tell him how to turn on his phone from 20 years ago, he will go on facebook and make a 5-page rant on how Guy Fieri has the biggest pussy slammer in the world.

A: ok boomer
B: ok matt

by Negro pegro November 14, 2019

Matt

some red head you’ll find at a bar

“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”

by iGetBoards November 27, 2018

Matt

If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T

You’re being a Matt

by MattsOverlord October 17, 2019

Matt

A male that often gets rejected therefore resulting in male relationships.

Aye bro, look at how Shandy just rejected Matt. Now Matt's with josh

by Jeff banks 45413164 December 1, 2019

Matt Perry

Someone who is characterized by territoriality of a television remote and someone who is really annoying and likes to be a jerk all the time to try and fit in

Stop being such a Matt Perry you wont make friends that way.

by Zombie51ayer October 6, 2010

Matt Justine

Matt Justine is a typical guy who loves to play billiards. He is jolly and easy to be with. He's hard headed and can be tamed only by his love ones. Matt Justine is also handsome and adorable. A real treasure. He loves dog so much. Matt Justine is a goal keeper.

"Matt Justine is so handsome his girlfriend is really in-love with him"

"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM

by CheesyHotdog June 22, 2021

matt king

A short boy with a little chode. He is also known for being fat and his nickname is fatboy. Chicken god feels bad for him because he becomes a transgender on a full moon so he can't jerk off at that time of the month. Matt king is not know for manipulating chicken but is very skinny when he cums in the plastic bottle

Joe doman can be such a matt king when hes around the chicken sometimes

by Chicken God May 27, 2016