Cum horse

A Cum horse generally describes a promiscuous female who enjoys semen. She is known to have had many partners of all shapes, sizes and colors. She also contains the ability to sleep standing up like a horse.

Lori is a cum horse.

by Lewrd methane May 21, 2021

horse cock

somthing fucking massive

becky, moans
james, what is that

conner , I dont know

both turn corner

james OMG beckys got a horse cock in her ass

by colin sexton November 17, 2020

Horse dervees

The silly word that comes out of children's and preteen's mouths when they don't know how to pronounce 'hors d'oerves'. Can lead to some interesting converstations.

Mrs. Connor, I really like your horse dervees. My favorite is the one with the cheese on a stick.

by gr33kbo1 July 29, 2010

Horse Whiskers

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse

Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse

by Groundhogg June 28, 2017

Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 23, 2022

Horse breath

1.Weed/bud that will leave yo breath smelling stank (as you’d imagine a horses breath to smell)
Reference:”cat piss”
2.the odor of dank bud in your mouth

“Heavy smoke, horse breath”
-kodak-Blackhole
“I can’t smoke witchu guys in the mornings that bud leaves me with horse breath”

by Sir-smokesalot November 21, 2021