69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

69

THE ONE TRUE FUCKING NUMBER

i think that is a 69 out of ten

by iceu June 5, 2022

69

its a fucking number you fucking pervs

-what comes after 68?
-69 dude

by duder69er January 14, 2017

gamer boy 69

THE TOTAL GOAT

yo what’s up! Gamer boy 69

by Jasón November 19, 2020

69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus

Bro is trying to fit in💀

person: Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus
person 2: bro thats so old💀

by pseudonympseudonymwastakenpseu November 13, 2023

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023