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Boy: “Dude! Did you see Alyssa’s snap story?”
Dude: “Bro! She had her feet crossed BEHIND her head, I didn’t even know that was yoga! I wanna smash so bad.”
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by Tastyliciousness December 7, 2018
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Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
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