cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to uncontrollably. Even without her prevocation.

She is the cock goddess every cock that sees her wants to fuck her

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

cock and sexfuck

why are you here

like seriously, are you okay? you should not be searching cock and sexfuck

by ImFrenchNig September 7, 2023

cock slap

Where you slap someone in the cock and scream cock slap

guy 1: hey bro
guy 2: what's up bruh
guy 1:COCK SLAP *SLAPS GUY 2 IN COCK*
guy 2: OW FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE STUPID PRICK

by CrippledJoker May 16, 2022

cock fossil

When do you do anal and feel like the cock is stuck in your butthole.

Man, it feels like I have a cock fossil from last night.

Wow Erica, he gave you a cock fossil!

by Lmao121212 July 13, 2017

Cock

A mens dick

My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard

Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in

by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022