Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Sid the dog

The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes

Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck

by Heysmexyladys March 29, 2019

Hot dog man

A man who wears a hot dog suit and runs around helping people. Rumored to live somewhere in Humboldt County. Identity unknown.

“Have you seen the hot dog man?” “No, I’m looking for him.”

by secretsanta456 November 7, 2025

Dog water

Get betther your lost dog water so free get boxed your have a dollar tree headset no earrings what so ever I’m betther you live in your moms basement true facts no cap get lost it’s obvious

Your dog water it’s so clear to see get betther

by Nick Mixboy March 1, 2021

dog

a dog is an animal that is not nice and will rip your guts right out of you

RUN there's a dog

by gum bum February 18, 2022

Chili Dog

When your pounding a girl in the assignment and get dookie on your dick

I was drilling this chick in her as and she gave me a chili dog.

by Dooder15 October 27, 2017

Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.

“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
“Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”

by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024