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Religious Sex

When a man and a woman want to have sex but don't want to sin in the lords eyes. So they rub their penis and vagina together vigorously without penetration.
Him: Hey do you want to have sex?
Her: No, let's have religious sex so God doesn't smite us for having sex before marriage.
by God Lover 69 June 20, 2017
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Gay-sex

When you are fucking a ladyboi in Thailand and you edge too much and fail to goon and end up jizzing in a man’s asshole who is dressed as a girl.
When I was in Thailand I had gay-sex and after felt like a sigma alpha lonewolf.
by AlphaGooningSigmaLonewolf February 23, 2024
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Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.
Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.
by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022
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dennis sex

The best sex you will ever have 60 percent of the time every time.
Got to get me some of that Dennis sexs
by Dennis mec den den May 15, 2018
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fire alarm sex

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
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SEX

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SEX
by cleaverrr April 7, 2024
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Circumcised Sex

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
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