Pikesville Syndrome

the pikesville syndrome: a peculiar and repulsive, but growing, mental illness defined by malignant narcissism accompanied by fetid self-absorption, unearned self-righteousness, blind faith and casual racism. pikesville maryland is the epicenter of the Dunning-Kruger effect and they will let you know it within seconds. self-reflection is against the law there. taking responsibility for one's own action is considered bad form. stealing is an art. treachery is what's for dinner.

"can you believe that Pikesville person just took food out of my shopping cart cut in front of me in line and farted the stench of rotten flesh while calling me a lazy illegal?" "don't worry about. it's the Pikesville Syndrome. those people are not actually people"

by docstrangelove May 25, 2022

Jodie Comer syndrome

A woman so attractive, everyone is sexually attracted to her, regardless of previous sexuality.

"That girl was so hot, she gave me Jodie Comer syndrome."

by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024

Up syndrome

When someone looks like they have down syndrome but they actually don't

Or do they

he looks up

he look he has up syndrome

by v842 November 18, 2022

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.

Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"

by sample goober2 November 22, 2024

One more shot syndrome

This event occurs when Berry gets wasted and ask for one more shot and proceeds to puke all over Ozan's sink.

One more shot syndrome

by Anil Braum January 4, 2017

Netflix main event syndrome

When the main event fighters in a LIVE event on Netflix are toned down and boring. The fighters each make so much money either way win or lose so they just simply do not care enough to go 100% for their fight. It’s underwhelming. Boring. Not what it could be.

Q: “Damnnn, why didn’t Paul just kill Tyson then?
A: “Netflix main event syndrome got him. It hits hard when you make millions win or lose. He just doesn’t care enough. He’s already cashing out so good from it.”

“Come on! Hit each other! Do something!”
“You really expected a good figut? Netflix main event syndrome takes away all the excitement!”

by vinnay420 July 12, 2025

ghost happy syndrome

Someone (particularly women) who takes an immense amount of sick pleasure (in other words gets off) on ghosting another person. These people talk to you until you are fully involved in the conversation and just ghost you in order in make themselves feel good. These people are highly insecure and the only way to raise their levels of self-worth is to ghost others.

Kristina suffers from ghost happy syndrome. I suggest you stay away from her.

by mrbuggy April 2, 2022