Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Edward Ball

Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.

damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball

by Epicwowaweewowmoemento November 9, 2020

LeKongolo Ball

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.

Damn, I wonder how LeKongolo Ball is doing across the sea.

by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025

Balls to the Wall

A term originally coined in 1557, it means going in deep and hard. The term was originally used to refer to being balls deep (hence the plural "balls" to the singular "wall"), but was later "christianized," with most of the original history forgotten and replaced with steam engines, and eventually fighter planes.

He had me balls to the wall of my tight asshole.
Or
In that gloryhole, I was balls to the wall, and boi howdy, it was worth it.

by Calcifer from Oly June 15, 2022

My balls itch so bad

My balls are itching

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !

by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023

Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

Red Balled

When you haven't nutted in a week and you nut and it blasts everywhere.

I totally red balled last night, its been so long.

by cameron749 July 26, 2018