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Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
by Tabkat January 7, 2022
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Sex

You will never have sex , you will forever be virgin
by Your step mum January 24, 2022
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National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
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Gay sex

When 2 boys have steamy love...
Craig is bottom and Tweek is top. Craig has female pronouns just to get straight sex involved... Not homophobia

Craig was putting her pajamas on, when her boyfriend Tweek comes into the room. Craig decides to tease Tweek. 3 minutes after, Tweek decides to make Craig suck his dick. Later, they went into 69 position, Tweek ate Craig's cute ass... Tweek decided to r@pe Craig and he came. Surprisingly, Craig's "boyfriend", Clyde was watching and Craig noticed and got a smirked. She pinned Clyde to the wall and pulled down his pants. Craig started to suck Clyde's dick! Clyde's moans just made Tweek's dick harder! Then, Clyde came in her mouth and Craig licked it all!Gay sex yum
by Claire/Craig Tucker September 25, 2023
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hope wants to hav sex with ********
by ducksupurass19 January 28, 2023
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Ultra Sex

When you attach a wand vibrator to your penis and then fuck inserting both together as one.
I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is 1000x more intense.
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Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
by Beers Lite May 17, 2020
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