A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).
You also say "you are disrespecting me " while stuttering whenever you say something to him.
(ps. He also loves girls from around Kragujevac, especially when they have nice thighs).
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Get the Glicmi Syndrome mug.Noun: bundle syndrome is a common condition that occurs when you still keep a certain thing that sucks in a vacuum but makes sense and elevate other things when used in a bundle, series or combination.
I don't like this one song in my playlist but I am still keeping it because of bundle syndrome. It just transitions so well to my fave song.
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Get the Frank Syndrome mug.What do we know about the Reem Syndrome? ; This condition is considered to be the rarest condition in the world. Reem Syndrome (RS), is a condition which causes the human to become ultimately perfect, This condition can cause muscle growth, Perfect performances at any hobbies, and reduction of stupidity in the brain.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.
Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.
So far, Scientists have found that only one person appears to have this condition. And that is “Reem Tutus” Some say she created the the Reem Syndrome, Some say it was named after her, But we might never find out.
Whoever dares to say they have the Reem Syndrome Might just be a fool.
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Get the reem syndrome mug.Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.
(all names are fake for obvious reasons)
(all names are fake for obvious reasons)
Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.
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I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
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