virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

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Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021

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What every internet stranger had with my mom

My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. “Hello Alex,” he says. “Or do you prefer the name 𝑥_𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑥𝑥?“

“Madman772?” I say, my voice dripping with fear.
“Thats right,” His smile was sinister — his tone powerful. “I told you I’d have sex with your mom, 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝐼?“ I let out a scream of pure primal terror.

by I am a heccin egg July 4, 2022

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SOMEONE PLEASE JUST PUT THERE DICK INSIDE ME IM SO FUCKING HORNY

sex, im a gay cis male, 100 pounds with a 5 inch dick girthy and its so pretty and pink for daddy... please i beg someone i need some cock in my ass im so horny

by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023

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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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