See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
Get the Chef Hot Messicamug. When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.
by Stockport Hot Boxer February 23, 2024
Get the Stockport Hot Boxmug. A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
by Parsil March 22, 2020
Get the Hot Dick Cowardmug. The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
Get the hot chick paradoxmug. u
by suck ur mundaa February 22, 2021
Get the hotmug. When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.
by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022
Get the Hot washmug. A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
by Queerovia November 2, 2022
Get the A het-hotmug.