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The Third Half

There are many definitions:
1. The meaning of Irony.
2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number.
3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third.
4. Seconds. (See the irony)
5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.
1. Oh how the irony! I asked what's going to happen in the third half!
2. What's a whole add a half. No, not one whole and a half, the third half!
3. Huh? What's that? Don't you dare eat the third half of the pizza.
4. I'll have seconds on the third half!
5. .........third half........
by Weird but truth! April 2, 2017
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 26, 2023
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Third Imposter

A third imposter is a person who acts like an imposter in the game among us while he is an innocent crewmate and gets every other innocents killed
Oh look a confirmed crewmate who scanned
D4 being third imposter: omg that person is an imposter I saw him vent I swear

*Innocent confirmed crewmate gets thrown out the ship*
by The Funny Guy 69 December 23, 2020
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izzydizzyglizzybuzzygizzy the third Junior

A funny name to give to your friend named “izzy”
What’s an izzydizzyglizzybuzzygizzy the third Junior?” A fucking name SuZaN
by lunaaslp July 18, 2023
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Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-triple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025
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The third guy

In a presidential election, since there are two candidates, (Republican and Democrat) there is often a "third" delegate; someone else running as an "Independent" whom nobody has ever heard of.
I didn't like either of the candidates, so I voted for the third guy.
by Mercana March 21, 2020
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