Mountain Meatball Stew

when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.

When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.

by The one true turd May 31, 2015

Thot mega mountain

A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash

Ceebs Writing a definition for Thot mega mountain ✌🏽

by Lildarthvader July 21, 2019

rocky mountain dingo

a dog breed that is a mix of all of the different breeds on the rocky mountains.

my dog phoebe is a rocky mountain dingo, not a lab

by push/mc November 29, 2009

Green mountain fudgesicle

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

Mountain Wolf Plays

The best yter on earth. If you disagree then go burn in a hole.

Person A: Mountain Wolf Plays is the best yter

Person B: Incorrect

Person A: die

Person C: die

Person D: die

Person B: sorry I meant correct

by Awsome Power March 3, 2021

Arctic mountain echo

When a Finnish man farts on his female lover's bosom, causing the fart to sounds twice as loud as it usually would.

Mikki: "Bro, what did you and that hot snack do yesterday night?"

Roope: "Yeah man, I heard it through the wall in my room!"

Viliami: "Hey guys, I arctic mountain echoed her."

by vuckmehard November 21, 2019

Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023