Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

It's a Long way to Mukumbura

A song used by soldiers during the Rhodesian war.

It's a long way to Mukumbura!

It's a long way to Ja!

by Vaeds January 18, 2021

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

by John McMenda July 27, 2020

yang xiao long

spicy lesbian who eats all your food and calls you a bitch

wow, she did that!
yeah she's a total Yang Xiao Long

by ms clara?? June 5, 2017

How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010

long dick of the law

1: the police
2: the legal system in general

"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels

by walker cyrus May 2, 2008

maybe in the long run

A sarcastic way of replying to someones statement showing your disbelief in what they say/ without planning on actually doing what they ask of you.

Ben: "Hey Ryan, when you planning on giving me my $20 for the bet you lost"

Ryan: "Hmm, maybe in the long run"
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Steve: "I swear, i'm gonna get all the girls at the party tonight"

Lisa: "Ha! Maybe in the long run"

by Gabesteezy January 28, 2010