russian grandpa

Grandpa of margarita who was also a spy for the USSR. He killed many people. Totally boss ass player. Often referred to Theodore, but we all know he is Vladimir Spetsnaz. There was a lucky woman who wifed him instead of getting killed. Total bro. Always buy a vodka when you see him.

That dude is a russian grandpa.

Dude by him a vodka!
Why?
He a boss ass player and a killer!

by Boy Friend December 8, 2016

Russian No Sniff

When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!

Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!

by Hot Dog Harmon January 15, 2010

Russian bro

Mixture of Natural Light and cheap vodka.

My friend made a Russian Bro.. he finished most of it, but bonged the last cup of it.

by kelsarro March 27, 2011

Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

Russian Yellow

A mix of lemonade and milk, to spice things up, fill one with semen and lemon juice and it makes for a fun party game.

The party was getting lame so we went to the bedroom to get prepared for Russian Yellow.

by yungsquakthemothafuckingog April 13, 2021

Russian Stash

Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady

She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash

by Stashed January 19, 2009

Russian Cumette

When multiple men ejaculate into a single condom with a small hole in the end. the condom is then used on a female. Who ever's child is born wins.

Fuck bro lets Russian Cumette that local ganger down at the pub.

by BSSSDGAF September 8, 2013