My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
Get the Maths teachermug. I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.
by 1080 March 9, 2021
Get the Teacher Standardmug. Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Armed teachersmug. by sexyplayboy2121 February 25, 2021
Get the cocky cunt of a teachermug. That teacher is DOYYYYYY... Of course.
by suck it to m March 13, 2017
Get the Teachermug. 
Hate your former teacher. Only teachers who were actually bitches to everyone, especially if her teacher name is Mrs. Cappezzutto
by Bryanthesmolbrain September 10, 2023
Get the National hate your former teacher daymug.