Snooze Syndrome.

Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!

Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.

Beep beep.

Oh 10 more miniutes

Beep beep

*smacks snooze button*

Beep Beep

Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???

*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*

by Anna's February 8, 2010

Missouri Syndrome

Beiing utterly unwilling to leave your home state, predominantly because of fear, lack of adventures spirit and overall lameness.

Pat didn’t wanna tag along to Chicago,he had a bad case of Missouri Syndrome.

by Prof.Dr. Einmann February 3, 2019

Kirito Syndrome

When a large amount of people (usually online/in games) in a group use the same nickname as a popular character or person.

"I started playing this MMO recently, but why are there so many people named Kirito?"
"That's the power of Kirito Syndrome mate, everyone wants to be like him."

by MisfortuneFeeva February 15, 2020

DMF Syndrome

Dumb Mutha Fucker Syndrome - Someone who continuously appears stupid

He just asked if Martha Stewart owns Martha's Vineyard. That boy has DMF Syndrome.

by Miguelito de Pascuales April 26, 2010

Polictraciye syndrome

The medical term for people that are addicted to the following, vaping, weed, porn and assulting people.

Theo- have you seen zach lately. Asher- no, but i heard that he got Polictraciye syndrome.

by Subatomicgerm40 June 16, 2019

Bouchard Syndrome

Patient may present with a proponency to not give a fuck about a damn things, specially all the bullshit happening in this world. Effective treatment are, caffein, alcohol and 2 double cheese burgers with crisp bacon.

Person 1 : Hi how are you ? Person 2 : Fuck off loser (Bouchard Syndrome)

by BMAM September 5, 2016

Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017