What's happening here

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022

WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021

an (insert number between 1-10 here)

a way to describe how attractive someone or something is by rating it on a scale of one to ten where 1 being a fucking pig and ten being a extremely hot man or women (usually a woman in most cases).

"How hot do you think that girl is?"
"I would say an (insert number between 1-10 here)."

by littleman_dictionary May 29, 2023

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

rai was here lol

hall of fame

"rai was here lol"

by 7h6 November 20, 2025