Dirty Bella

A goddess... no woman compares to her, will make you fall in love from the first "hi". Like the goddess she is, her lips will steal the soul outta your dick. She be having you beggin'.

Dude, have you seen that goddess, dirty Bella has no rival, damn.

by Jacob8757 June 9, 2020

dirty mongrel

The best word ever to describe anyone in any situation. It can be good or bad. Mostly used when someone is being annoying or dumb and you're in a situation where you can't call them something worse. Also related to the word dirty rat which is pretty much the same just someone being more sneaky almost disease riden like a rat would be. Dirty mongrel can be a huge insult or it could also just be a friendly insult you have to figure out which one it is. Dirty mongrel is the best word ever created. It's gnarly and rad at the same time no word can describe everything and anything in the world better than dirty mongrel. It's a word sent down from God himself. It's also fun to say.

Why did you just bite me, god you're such a dirty mongrel!

by Dirty mongrel July 15, 2014

Dirty Mace

Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target

This knight was coming at me with his mace, so i wipped out my johnny and gave him my dirty mace

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

Dirty daniel

When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.

Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.

by Zbot1984 October 17, 2020

Dirty Jonny

A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.

Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.

by Dilly4Chilly June 19, 2019

Dirty Jo

When you make coffee and filter it with a used jizz sock.

E.g. I made my wife some dirty jo. She loved it.

by Kopecks October 17, 2014

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015