Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die

Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven

by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016

Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 June 20, 2016

Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

Rooftop boner

When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.

My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...

ROOFTOP BONER!!!

by Mo Powatooya August 22, 2011