national blowjob day

National blowjob day is where you get a blowjob from any person on June 20th.

National blowjob day is on June 20th.

by Bobby Grandson June 18, 2018

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shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job

Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby

by bajhur_god September 13, 2020

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president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

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Best friend blowjob

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

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Brazilian Blowjob

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?

by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025

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When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

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