Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.

Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.

by happee01 May 24, 2010

Christian-G

A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.

Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.

by THEREALG69 April 1, 2015

Nashville Christian

closeted homophobes

Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!

by User_urban_Anonymous November 20, 2021

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.

"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017