alfred wood

abeg man a gay gay bred

alfred wood is omnisexual

by meowewoew December 6, 2022

whittling wood

Another way of saying jerking off.

All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.

by jimmybomm January 4, 2021

Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth

yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?

by Babash00keth December 29, 2019

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016

anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood September 14, 2016

Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward

U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live

by Winton woods December 14, 2019