n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
Get the twat mop mug.by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
Get the Twat Slop mug.Any politician who defends and/or works with a hostile foreign power to achieve a goal that is illegal in- and/or aims to do damage to - their own nation.
I believe Robert Mueller's investigation into Donald Trump's ties to Russia during the 2016 Presidential election will prove that the President is a traitor twat, although Repugnicunts and cuntservatives will continue to defend him.
by GayEricFL1982 May 15, 2018
Get the Traitor Twat mug.1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
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Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!
by razenby October 11, 2013
Get the Snap Twat mug.A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.
If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.
If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.
For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
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